Classes For Married Men.

Classes for MEN at our local Learning Center For Adults – Sign up by July 25th.

Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their
contents, each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants each.

TOPIC 1 – HOW TO FILL UP THE ICE CUBE TRAYS.
Step by Step, with slide presentation.

TOPIC 2 – THE TOILET PAPER ROLL: DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion.

TOPIC 3 – IS IT POSSIBLE TO URINATE USING THE TECHNIQUE OF LIFTING
THE SEAT UP AND AVOIDING THE FLOOR/WALLS AND NEARBY BATHTUB?
Group practice.

TOPIC 4 – FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE LAUNDRY
HAMPER AND THE FLOOR.
Pictures and explanatory graphics.

TOPIC 5 – THE AFTER-DINNER DISHES AND SILVERWARE: CAN THEY
LEVITATE AND FLY INTO THE KITCHEN SINK?
Examples on video.

TOPIC 6 – LOSS OF IDENTITY: LOSING THE REMOTE TO YOUR SIGNIFICANT
OTHER.
Helpline support and support groups.

TOPIC 7 – LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS, STARTING WITH LOOKING IN
THE RIGHT PLACE INSTEAD OF TURNING THE HOUSE UPSIDE
DOWN WHILE SCREAMING.
(this is a must class!) Open forum.

TOPIC 8 – HEALTH WATCH: BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO
YOUR HEALTH.
Graphics and audio tape presentation.

TOPIC 9: REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST.
Real-life testimonials.

TOPIC 10 – IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE
PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation.

TOPIC 11 – LEARNING TO LIVE: BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MOTHER
AND WIFE.
On-line class and role playing.

TOPIC 12 – HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION.
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.

TOPIC 13 – HOW TO FIGHT CEREBRAL ATROPHY: REMEMBERING BIRTHDAYS,
ANNIVERSARIES, OTHER IMPORTANT DATES AND CALLING WHEN YOU’RE GOING TO
BE LATE.
Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.

(Upon completion of the class, Diplomas will be awarded to the
survivors)

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Guys are hard to understand…hehe!

Men Are Hard To Please

The problems with GUYS:

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don’t, he says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don’t, he says u are from KAMPUNG.(Hillbillies)
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than him, he’ll lose FACE;
If he’s Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
If u don’t Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u don’t make love with him., he says u don’t Love him;
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u don’t, he says that u don’t TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is a GENTLEMEN.
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it’s LUCK;
If he does WELL, it’s BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
& sooo hard to please!!!!!
If u send this to guys, they will swear that it’s not true…….
but if u don’t, they say u are selfish…..

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And here I thought we men were giving women what they wanted, something to complain about.

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!

Gosh that is so true. Have known a few guys that have said some pretty hurtful things. And it’s always “You’re just too sensitive. That’s your problem’. But if I ever say anything to them it’s ‘You’re a b****!”

Laura1318 ; Guys never wrong.It is always your fault! LOL!

TOPIC 12 – HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION.
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.

Hahaha! Agreed. You definitely need to exercise (to visit all the shops in town that you have to), meditate (yeah, sit down and meditate while she’s trying all the dresses!), and breathe (so that you don’t choke after you see the bill!)

Laura1318: Thank you for your amusing post..

10 ways to last longer in bed.

http://www. menshealth.com/cda/custom.do?incFile=mhlist_lastlonger.jsp?site=MensHealth&channel=guy.wisdom&category=howto.guides

(No space between http://www. and menshealth )


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